We were greeted this morning by a continued escalation of police presence as the mornings warm up and the gaijin scourge continue to disregard traffic signals
So off it was to the imperial palace for a few laps, upon returning for a closer inspection of tokyos finest I realized with horror, our mistake.
Today being one month until the start of Race across America this police buildup wasn't to scare us off but (I assume) to salute the intrepid adventurers heading off to conquer the continental United states by bike
Clearly our invitations had got lost in the post (or more likely were in Japanese so we couldn't read them)
i tried to take the podium to thank the massed throngs for their attendance however it became quickly evident they weren't too keen on my new skin coloured Lycra
So if anyone has any spare bail money please contact azabu police station ASAP